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Post by Jen Johnson on Aug 27, 2015 15:16:45 GMT
 Hi everyone, it's Jen Johnson, queen of Big Brother. It's crazy being on the Big Brother house again after being mistreated by that evil Dick and that psychotic daughter of his, but I'm people don't suck that much this time around. If people try to cross me I'll go ham on them, but hopefully it doesn't have to come to that. My strategy for this game is to use all my assets to advance myself in the game, if you know what I mean. I want to try and deflect the attention from myself, but that's so hard for me. C'mon, I'm Jen Johnson, all the guys want me and all the girls want to be me. I'll lie if I have to and I'll cheat if I have to (just kidding hosts) if it's gonna get my farther in the game. But if I learned one thing by watching Big Brother is that you can never overplay the first few weeks or you're ass is gonna end up on pre-jury. For now I'm just gonna sit pretty and let the others piss each other off.
THIS IS MY WORLD AND YOU'RE JUST LIVING IN IT. |
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Post by Jen Johnson on Aug 27, 2015 18:42:43 GMT
Final 16
Renny - my main bitch. She's super funny, a Harry Potter fan and is a paranoid mess just like me. She was the first person that spoke to me so she holds a special place in my heart for that <3
Victoria - she's the typical "OMG yassss, slay queen, werk it" type of girl. One of my pet peeves is people that take forever to reply, and she does exactly that. Other than that she's cute, but I feel like she's gonna be a threat down the road.
Casey - I think he likes me, in like a sexual way. But who can blame him, I'm the hottest bitch in this house. He's really cool though, even if he keeps confusing me with Laura. I should be offended because I don't look like a horse like that bitch does.
Steve - excuse me, who the hells chooses Steve as his rep choice? The first and only conversation we had was about him trying to flirt with me. Awkward.
Britney - my other bitch. We bonded over how much Rachel Reilly sucks. Like the real one, not this one (at least not yet). We basically just the usual chit chat about BB, but I'm getting some good vibes from them. Plus Britney is bae <3
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Post by Jen Johnson on Aug 28, 2015 23:32:38 GMT
Jace - I can't believe I didn't start talking to this dude earlier. We had a short conversation, but it was such an enjoyable one. Amongst the topic of conversations were Jared from Subway and us pursuing porn as a career if we don't win the 500k from winning BB.
Nick - we've talked a bit, but he honestly haven't made that much of an impression on me.
Jessie - I feel really bad for the guy because I would hate being in his position. I promised I would keep him if the nominations stay the same (mostly because I don't know who Kevin is) so maybe there's some potential to work together in the future.
Da'Vonne - such a letdown considering how amazing Da'Vonne really is. We talked once and she disappeared on the middle of the conversation and never replied. Bye.
Rachel - she seems like a cool chick based on the group chat, but I still need to talk to her. I'll try to do that later today, so right now I have no opinion on her.
Alison - who?
Jason - we had the usual BB talk, but other than that he seems boring.
Kevin - seriously, who?
Laura - ugh I hate that an inactive bitch ended up being the first HoH. According to Casey we're like twins, but it's obvious I'm the more cooler one.
Caleb - I don't even remember if we talked or not. #boring
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Post by Jen Johnson on Aug 29, 2015 4:02:09 GMT
First order of business when I inevitably win this season of Big Brother Defiance: get a butt implant. I never really thought of how many pros getting a butt implant brings. First of all, you get to sit more comfortably. Like now, all I feel when I sit down are my tiny little bones, but if I'd have some butt implants I would have like my own set of cushions. Second, if you have trouble looking at the board during class, some butt implants will help you see better by lifting you a little when you're sitting down. And last but not least, as Casey well said, I would totally rock the thong song, whatever that is.
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Post by Jen Johnson on Aug 29, 2015 5:39:07 GMT
I'm seriously so annoyed right now, like this people drive me insane. Everytime someone messages me I try to reply as soon as I can, only for them to disappear entirely and never respond. Like if you don't plan on actually holding a conversation with me, don't message me in the first place. It's like everyone got together and said "You know what may annoy Jen, if we all messaged her and then never responded to her reply. Yeah, let's do that".
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Post by Jen Johnson on Aug 30, 2015 23:58:49 GMT
Final 15
Jen Johnson has made it through the first round, how great is this?
I don't think I'm on anyone's radar for now and I'm gonna do everything that's on my power to stay that way. Things of note this round, Jessie won the veto, took himself off the block, and Laura replaced him with Alison. I wasn't mad at all since she's an inactive bitch and I want this game to be as active as possible. She decided to pull herself from the game because she was very busy in real life and couldn't commit to 2 months of playing this game (she wasn't lasting that long anyways, but that's not the point).
Also, there was supposedly a fight between Laura and Jessie LOL. Like c'mon, it's only week one, relax. But as long as is not me causing the drama, let them have at it. I've been trying to get closer to Jessie because I think he could really help my game in the future, so you guys have no idea how happy I was when he won the veto. |
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Post by Jen Johnson on Sept 2, 2015 3:28:04 GMT
First things first, that challenge sucked major ass. Well the challenge was actually cool, but everyone was afraid of making a move in fears of getting eliminted. I can't blame them though, I was doing the same thing. I actually have a life and have to wake up at 6:30 in the morning, so I wasn't waiting all night just so I could win a competition. So I went to bed in hopes that people would be afraid of doing something. Well, Kevin decided to take me out because why the fuck not. Talking about Kevin, the dude annoys me so much and I haven't even had a conversation for him (and probably won't lol). I mean, maybe I'll need his vote, but I'm just not in the mood to pretend to want to talk to him. At the end of it all, Jace absolutely murdered us at the comp. At first I was happy that he won, but throughout the day I was getting this sick feeling on my stomache that it was gonna be me on the block. Another thing of note, Da'Vonne being annoying as fuck posting like a 100 gifs on the HoH thread. Like you're not even competing, get the fuck out.
So the nomination ceremony starts approaching and I start freaking out because I haven't talked that much with Jace before. I tried to talk to Jace before he made his decision, but I didn't want to seem like I was kissing his ass. When the nominations are posted, all my worst fears came through. And the worst part is not that I'm nominated, but that I'm nominated with Renny of all people, probably my closest ally in this game. I'm obviously gonna invoke my inner challenge beast and try to win that veto, with the hopes of possibly saving me and Renny. Ultimately I'm playing this game for myself, so if I have to throw her under the bus in order to stay then that's what I'll do. Of course I'm not gonna wait till the veto to start talking to people, I'm gonna try to get in their good graces without seeming like I'm just talking to them to keep myself safe. This is operation: become a social butterfly in less than a week. Will it work out, just stay tuned.
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Post by Jen Johnson on Sept 2, 2015 3:52:05 GMT
I decided to officially offer a deal to Casey about us two working together and having each others backs. He seems to be quite the presence in the game, so hopefully he's able to convince people to keep me. I still think I have a good shot at staying over Renny though. I most likely have Casey, Britney and Caleb because we're from the same team, and probably Jessie too. Also, Jason told me that he couldn't vote on this eviction and he's from Renny's team, so that's one less vote to keep her hopefully.
Also, according to Casey, Jace really wanted to put me up and he was actually having difficulty trying to figure out who else to put up besides me. Like what? I didn't know he felt that way about me, but okay. I'm still gonna act like I'm fine, but his blood is gonna be mine.
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Post by Jen Johnson on Sept 3, 2015 2:40:00 GMT
Ughhhhh fucking fuck, that's all I can say. Like I only lost by 41 seconds. I'm a 150% sure he's not using the veto on either of us, so it's time to scramble my ass away. I love you Renny, but it's either you and me and I sure as hell don't want it to be me.
This is how I see the votes to evict going:
Angie -
Britney - Renny
Caleb - Renny
Casey - Renny
Da'Vonne -
Jason - can't vote during this eviction
Jessie - Renny
Kevin - Jen?
Nick - Jen?
Rachel -
Steve -
Victoria -
I honestly have no idea how the other votes are gonna fall, but I'm gonna make sure they land on Renny and I can survive this round.
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Post by Jen Johnson on Sept 4, 2015 0:31:29 GMT
PUNK, just tell me you're voting for me and don't give me false hope. And notice how long she took to respond when before that the conversation was flowing very well. Bye bitch.
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Post by Jen Johnson on Sept 4, 2015 1:08:26 GMT
Since it's obvious as hell that I'm leaving tonight, since everyone on the cast decided to ignore me (except for Jessie, Renny and Casey, much love to you guys) I decided to have my final words. It's been really fun playing this game, thanks so much for picking me. I'm very impressed at how well thought out this game is, huge props to you hosts. I tried my hardest to make this work, but unfortunately it was not meant to be, but I'm leaving with my head held up high.
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